If I Was a Bird Sticker

Let your sarcasm take flight with this hilariously bold If I Was a Bird sticker — the perfect blend of cheeky humor and vintage sass. Whether you’re expressing your inner rebel or just need a laugh, this sticker delivers that unapologetic “I said what I said” energy in the most ridiculous and relatable way.

Crafted from durable, waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant vinyl, it keeps its sharp wit and retro charm intact on any surface — from laptops and water bottles to notebooks and toolboxes. It’s the ultimate mood for anyone who appreciates a little attitude with their aesthetic.

Details:
♡ Waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant
♡ Great for laptops, water bottles, and phone cases
♡ Funny, sarcastic, and just the right amount of raunchy
♡ Long-lasting color with a smooth matte finish

Because sometimes, the only way to keep it classy is to swear like a bird.

What is your return policy?

Items in new condition may be returned for refund or store credit up to 30 days from purchase, with receipt and original method of payment. If item is defective or broken upon arrival, please contact us for a replacement or refund at hello@theninthhouseshop.com. For health and safety reasons, all earrings are final sale, no returns permitted.

Workshop and event tickets are refundable up to 48 hours before the scheduled event time. If you are unable to make an event, please email us at hello@theninthhouseshop.com. If there is a waitlist, we may be able to transfer the spot to them with at least 48 hours notice and offer you a refund. You are also able to sell or gift your workshop or event ticket to someone else, but please let us know so we know who to expect!