Maybe Today Satan Large Vinyl Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Waterproof Decal

Not Today Thanks

Some days call for positive affirmations. Other days call for setting very clear boundaries. This bold, oversized sticker delivers the perfect dose of humor, attitude, and everyday resilience for anyone who has mastered the art of politely declining chaos.

Details

• Approximately 3.5" x 3.5"
• Premium glossy PVC vinyl sticker
• Waterproof, scratch resistant, and dishwasher safe
• Printed with durable solvent inks
• Strong adhesive backing

Use it on: water bottles, laptops, journals, tumblers, notebooks, toolboxes

Note: Apply to a clean, dry surface for best adhesion.

What is your return policy?

Items in new condition may be returned for refund or store credit up to 30 days from purchase, with receipt and original method of payment. If item is defective or broken upon arrival, please contact us for a replacement or refund at hello@theninthhouseshop.com. For health and safety reasons, all earrings are final sale, no returns permitted.

Workshop and event tickets are refundable up to 48 hours before the scheduled event time. If you are unable to make an event, please email us at hello@theninthhouseshop.com. If there is a waitlist, we may be able to transfer the spot to them with at least 48 hours notice and offer you a refund. You are also able to sell or gift your workshop or event ticket to someone else, but please let us know so we know who to expect!